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the story of an invisible girl
renniekins
renniekins
Parts for pleasure
I saw my chiropractor today. We talked about nutrition, and my failings thereof. He was telling me something about how important eating a well-balanced meal is, and that eating isn't supposed to be just to enjoy. "There is no part of your body," he lectured, "that is purely for pleasure!"

I started to giggle like a little girl. "I think I know a part that is."

"Oh, your eyes?" he asked blandly.

"Yes yes, of course, that's exactly what I meant."

He chuckled and said, "Well the species has to survive after all. There has to be something that makes us want to have those little terrors running around."
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ruralrob From: ruralrob Date: April 11th, 2003 06:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
I hate talking to my nutrionist, so much so that I tend to make up imaginary healthy meals when she asks what I had for breakfast today. Because I know that a bagel and coffee won't hack it with her.

Isn't that awful?
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 21st, 2003 02:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

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*grin* Yeah, but I totally understand.

I don't have a nutritionist. I often practice terrible eating habits though, and it takes its toll on me sometimes. I was talking to my bf once, and said that maybe I should try to find myself a nutritionist. He asked me, "Well if you did, would you actually eat what they tell you?" ...and it was weird, because that hadn't even occurred to me, but he was right! I probably wouldn't!
zenmondo From: zenmondo Date: April 11th, 2003 11:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Egads. Boy do I feel sorry for all his lovers, past present and future!
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renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 21st, 2003 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Opinions always welcome!

Excellent point indeed. hmm. Maybe the clitoris is God's compensation for menstruation.
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