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the story of an invisible girl
renniekins
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Silly Dream
I woke up Friday morning last week with a very bizarre dream echoing through my memory. When I described it to C, he said I should somehow include it in my Great American Novel, because it was far too weird to forget. So I sat down and quickly typed it out before it returned back to dreamland. Here it is, basically unedited, my transcription of an odd little third-person dream, which I dreamed movie-style.

"Had the strangest dream last night, or rather was having it this morning when I woke up. It was written in a sort of a Nick Hornsby About a Boy type style, with the main protagonist as a loser-guy telling the story of his efforts to get along with women. He had trouble performing, sexually, and kept coming up (heh) with excuses for why. He was kind-of dating this beautiful girl who he was madly in lust with. His latest excuse was some kind of mouse-nibbling-on-the-pecker story that he wasn't very pleased with. Then he was out camping with a bunch of guys during a lightning storm, and one guy (Ross-from-Friends-type) was peeing against a tree and lightning struck the tree, traveling through the urine, and burnt his pecker! He yelped in pain, and there was a burn mark on the tip. Then he was leaning back, howling, and a huge geyser was spouting from his pecker, which then got struck by lightening much more thoroughly! My guy was thinking to himself, I'm going to use this as an excuse. The movie flashed to him imagining himself lying helplessly getting struck (not peeing), and he thought, this is much better than the mouse story!"

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retepsnave From: retepsnave Date: April 25th, 2003 08:50 am (UTC) (Link)
you are one wacked our cookie!
;-)
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 25th, 2003 09:07 am (UTC) (Link)

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Yeah, I know. *grin*
ruralrob From: ruralrob Date: April 25th, 2003 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was a weird one. Do you dream in colour, btw, or can't you remember, like me.
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 25th, 2003 03:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

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I can't remember. I think there were colors...but then I often find I can't remember whether certain old movies were in color or not, so I don't know if that says much.
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