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Conversations Last Night - cellophane
the story of an invisible girl
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Conversations Last Night
me: "I enjoy a lot of different types of foods."
him: (glances at me) "You don't look like it."
me: "Oh! Well...not all at once...."

me: "You need to leave the oven open when you broil?"
her: "Of course....how do you broil things?"
me: "Why would I do something like that??"
her: "It's the simplest way to cook meat."
me: "I'm afraid of raw meat. I prefer mine in an already-cooked state."

her: "Have you come up with any good birthday presents?"
me: "Mom, your birthday isn't until January. Aren't you just a little over-eager?"

her: "Oh look, here's the cat."
him: "She's probably looking for somebody to hold her over their head on one hand."
her: "No, I think she just wants to be held. And maybe her neck scratched."
him: "That cat is only happy when she's being held over somebody's head on one hand."
cat: (purring)

I ate my chocolate penis late last night. (How's that for a quote out of context?!) One of my synchro teammates had made them for everybody, and I'd forgotten about mine for awhile. It was large and fairly life-like. I looked at myself in the mirror as I started nibbling at the tip, and I laughed out loud. Probably the funniest moment of the day. It made me wish I'd saved it to eat in front of somebody...but I'm not sure I could have done so without feeling too embarrassed!

(Actually I just ate the shaft last night; I saved the balls for today.)
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jeffreyab From: jeffreyab Date: May 15th, 2003 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Are you sure you were just supposed to eat it?
figure_skater From: figure_skater Date: May 15th, 2003 11:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lol, glad you enjoyed the chocolate penis! Your team definitely has a lot of fun. Somehow I think that if I made all of my teammmates chocolate penises it would not go over so well with some of their parents...... *shrug*
renniekins From: renniekins Date: May 16th, 2003 08:17 am (UTC) (Link)
ah-haha! Yes, that's the good thing about being on the adult team. Our parties are MUCH different than yours are, I'm sure, since there are no parents getting in the way, and we're all over-21....

I do remember back in 1989, I was on Jeannine's Junior team and we won nationals, and we got a trophy bowl. She filled it with champagne and let us each drink from it. I wonder if she got any parental reprecussions from that?

Oh, and I found out later some of the girls were offended by the chocolates, at least they were polite and didn't say anything at the time.

My comment was: "The only sucker that actually grows bigger, the more you lick it!!"
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renniekins From: renniekins Date: May 19th, 2003 06:36 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Broiled thing, you make my heart sing

You make everthing...


...groovy....
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