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renniekins
renniekins
A Joke For You
I am really enjoying all of your jokes, thanks. Keep 'em coming! This contest will be a hard one to judge.

To be fair, I will now share a joke with you. I learned it last night. I went and saw Rachael Davis sing at the Arc (great show, incidentally!). I was lucky enough to join her and a few people for dinner afterward, and at one point she told this entertaining little joke. Read aloud for full effect.

What do you call a deer with no eyeballs?
no-eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyeballs and no legs?
still no-eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyeballs and no legs and no testicles?
still no-fucking-eye deer
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jeffreyab From: jeffreyab Date: February 6th, 2004 12:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Rennie! Such language from one so sweet.
renniekins From: renniekins Date: February 6th, 2004 01:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Yeah, I know, it's unusua for mel. But it's a quotation! To change it would take away from the joke.
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