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He was standing in my kitchen, trying to chop up a huge hunk of stale… - cellophane
the story of an invisible girl
renniekins
renniekins
He was standing in my kitchen, trying to chop up a huge hunk of stale cheese with a ridiculously large knife. I shook my head watching him, cringing a little each time the knife approached his fingers.

Then I asked, "Could you move your car out of the driveway?"

"What, right now?" he asked puzzled.

"Yes right now, could you move your car please?"

"Why now, I'm kind of in the middle of something here."

"But your car is blocking mine, and when I drive you to the hospital I'd rather take my own car not yours."

(As it turned out nothing got chopped off but cheese, it wasn't as stale and nasty-looking on the inside, and it was tasty on a toasted garlic bagel.)
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jeffreyab From: jeffreyab Date: April 26th, 2004 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am actually more comfortable using the big sharp knife to cut things. I took some oriental cooking lessons from a woman who used a small cleaver by preference.

I do understand your desire to drive your own car esp. given the whole knee situation.
figure_skater From: figure_skater Date: April 26th, 2004 09:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Haha...thanks that made me smile!
jeffreyab From: jeffreyab Date: April 26th, 2004 09:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Be Prepared!

I don't think Rennie was kidding about having her car ready, she is a very practical astute person.
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 27th, 2004 07:44 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Be Prepared!

Nah, it was mostly a joke....certainly it was posted to make people smile!
jeffreyab From: jeffreyab Date: April 27th, 2004 08:40 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Be Prepared!

I just visualized it with you wearing your serious face and on crutches still.

So that reminds me when are we going for waffles?
From: davidp5382 Date: April 27th, 2004 11:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Be Prepared!

It worked! :)
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