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renniekins
renniekins
Organ Donation
The scene: Driving to Chicago with my sister and F

F: "Rennie, are you an organ donor?"

Me: "Well, not yet." (pause) "I'm still using mine."

F: "I saw a billboard, and it says you're not an organ donor unless you've told your family."

Me: "Hey sis, donate my organs when I die, will ya?"

Sis: "Don't worry, I'm already planning on it." (pause) "I already have contacts lined up I'll be selling them to."

Me: "No no, I said donate my organs, don't sell them!"

Sis: "Do I have to wait until you die?"

F: "You don't really need both kidneys, do you?"

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grrry From: grrry Date: April 26th, 2006 12:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Any arrangements for my body parts are flat out between me and my wife. No one else has any business knowing whether I plan to donate or not. My reasons? Ha. Wouldn't YOU like to know! :P
thatguychuck From: thatguychuck Date: April 26th, 2006 06:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Have you given any more thought to that extra kidney?

Free trip to Mexico...? Free iced bathtub included.
nishar From: nishar Date: April 27th, 2006 05:41 am (UTC) (Link)
It sounds like you are your sister are both silly, in a good way. :)
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