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Fun weight-loss tips I found
Sex Calories

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 992 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
Fake.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
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From: traceyb Date: August 21st, 2002 08:01 am (UTC) (Link)
cute!

Tracey
renniekins From: renniekins Date: August 21st, 2002 08:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah...the last is my favorite part. (:
encorecrazay From: encorecrazay Date: August 21st, 2002 10:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Seems to have missed her husband coming through the door.
mewsnack From: mewsnack Date: August 21st, 2002 08:51 am (UTC) (Link)
I've been reading you for a while and I like you and we have two mutual friends . . . wild_magnolia and and and . . . um . . . news! Will you be my friend? :-D You cheered me up this morning and I want to hear your, well, three kitty mews!
renniekins From: renniekins Date: August 21st, 2002 09:53 am (UTC) (Link)

Hi there! Wow, news is my best friend...any friend of news is a friend of mine. I'll definitely add you. *grin* Always fun to make new friends! Glad you've been enjoying my journal.
cannibal From: cannibal Date: August 22nd, 2002 01:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heheh, I first read that "fun to make fun of new friends!"

I remember reading that list before, and liking it. Reminds me of Cyrano de Bergerac, and leaping out of windows. Serious estimates I've read range from seven calories per five minutes of vigorous sex or 48 calories per event to this one which says 4-9 per minute depending on position.
pochigirl From: pochigirl Date: August 22nd, 2002 01:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
I hope you don't mind, but I randomly stumbled upon your LJ and this entry was amusing, so I'm posting it on mine as well. =)
renniekins From: renniekins Date: August 23rd, 2002 05:03 am (UTC) (Link)
No problem! I "borrowed" it from another journal as well....
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