But that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about Sweathearts, because I was just given a little bag of them as a reward for turning in an office survey. Sweathearts are those sappy sugary little candy hearts with sayings on them. I used to love them as a kid, but have largely ignored them since. Yes I still have a sweet-tooth, but I don't like hearts!
Well I may not like hearts, but I'm certainly not going to refuse free candy. So I opened up my little bag and spread them across my desk. These puppies have changed since when I was young! They've got some updated sayings on them, along with the usual tripe. Here are the quotes on my hearts:
LOVE 2002 (okay, this worries me...they're a year old? (oh well, sugar keeps.))
E MAIL
PAGE ME
ANGEL (but no Buffy)
LOOK GOOD
I'M SURE
LOVER BOY
LOVE HIM
ONE I LOVE
IT'S LOVE (blah, blah, too much love on these little hearts!)
I need some GothHearts. Now that would be cool! Imagine, these are just a few of the possible sayings:
HATE YOU
KILL ME
HOPELESS
USELESS
MEANINGLESS
PIERCE MY HEART
IN A COMA
LOVE HURTS
AREN'T I HUMAN
DUMP ME
BLACK ON THE INSIDE
SATAN'S LOVE
DEATH ANGEL
NEVER AGAIN
...and of course, they'd all be black and purple.
