alpaca princess (renniekins) wrote,
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"I forgot to do my exercises last night."
"Really? I heard you bumping around upstairs; I thought you were doing them."
"No...I must have just been bumping into things."

"How are you feeling this morning?"
"Sleepy."
"I can tell."
"How?"
"Because you're still sleeping."

"The new hip-hop instructor is an awesome dancer! He's so talented. I felt so awkward, compared to him."
"Why is that?"
"Well, his dance style is just so cool. Very funky. Very hip. Hip hop. I felt really white."
"Maybe you should be doing white-people dancing. Like your tap."
"I should start tap again. But black people do tap, really well...in fact long ago, street dancing was basically tap-like!"
"Contra dancing...now that's white."
"True, that is very white."

"I want to be a Spy Kid."
"Okay, you can be one."

"Did you shovel last night?"
"A little, and I swept my porch."
"I had to dig out the end of my driveway. There were huge boulders made of ice there. They were so big and heavy, I had to abandon my shovel and start picking them up with my hands and flinging them to the side. Some were too big to fling, so I had to stagger them over and drop them."
"Awww....from the snowplow?"
"Yeah. Look, see the huge piles on either side of my driveway? I had to lift and move all of that. Also, look at my neighbor's driveways. None of them have piles as big as mine. I had more snow than anybody! What's up with that?"
"They probably put all of their snow in front of your driveway."
"They probably did. Bastards."
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