So anyway, we were discussing wines prior to ordering. Most of my family loves wine, but I'm not as keen on it. Probably due to my stomach issues, wine just tends to upset and hurt my stomach. Especially red wine. They decided to order a bottle of red wine for the table, and I decided I'd just have water. My dad placed the order, and said, "Just for this half of the table."
The waiter said something complex like, "It's okay for a father to allow his family enjoy a glass of wine under his supervision, we have no problem with that..." sort of talking around what he was trying to say. My mom and dad were both completely not comprehending it. Finally I realized that he thought some of us were underage, and that's what he was alluding to.
I said, "Oh, it's not a problem, we're all old enough to drink. Believe it or not, I'm about to turn 32." The two waiters attending us both looked shocked, and the younger one exclaimed that he would have guessed me to be about 19! I was a little embarrassed but very flattered, all at the same time. I joked later on, "I guess that's what I get for dress-shopping in the junior's section!"
I bought my mom a nice summer dress also. (I figured that if I wanted summer dresses, then surely everybody would want one.) It is long, flowey, comfortable, and reversible. It looked good on her, and she liked it quite a lot. She even said she'd bring it on vacation with her. A successful mother's day, I would say.