April 14th, 2002



A boy decides to play a joke on his girlfriend, so he opens up a condom and inflates it like a balloon, ties the end, and leaves it in her bedroom to find.

She studies the enormous thing when she comes in later, taps it with her toe, and watches it float away, bouncing lightly off the dresser. "Interesting....why don't they get that big when they're on you?" she asks sweetly.