June 20th, 2007


Cat Convo

I was having one of those late-night conversations a few years back, in my house. The conversation wandered, as such conversations do. For some reason the subject of cat nipples came up. One of my cats was hanging out nearby, perhaps that is why.

We discussed the fact that both human girls and human boys have nipples, just two of each. Cats clearly have more though. "How many nipples does a cat have," we wondered. And do boy cats have the same number as girl cats? Fortunately a cat was nearby.

I learned something that night. This is good, because a late-night rambley conversation is worthless if nothing is learned.

I learned that cats hate to have their nipples counted.