alpaca princess (renniekins) wrote,
alpaca princess
renniekins

A Joke For You

I am really enjoying all of your jokes, thanks. Keep 'em coming! This contest will be a hard one to judge.

To be fair, I will now share a joke with you. I learned it last night. I went and saw Rachael Davis sing at the Arc (great show, incidentally!). I was lucky enough to join her and a few people for dinner afterward, and at one point she told this entertaining little joke. Read aloud for full effect.

What do you call a deer with no eyeballs?
no-eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyeballs and no legs?
still no-eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyeballs and no legs and no testicles?
still no-fucking-eye deer
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