You want to charge me lots of money to remove a tree I love?! Bad tree people! No, I'm not calling you! Leave me and my poor tree alone.
In good news though, I washed my teddy bear a little while ago. I forgot him in the dryer for about a week (making my nights extra-lonely), and I finally rescued him a couple of nights ago. Now his fur is soft and fluffy. Extra good for cuddling at night. I love a newly-washed bear.