alpaca princess (renniekins) wrote,
alpaca princess

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Navel update

As I'm sure you are on the edge of your seat with bellybutton is returning to normal. At least, it's seeming mostly normal. Honestly I never examined it that closely before it started mysteriously leaking, so I don't remember precisely what it was like. But I think it's about 95% better.

Turns out I didn't need a doctor's care, just lots of thorough cleaning and airing. Which is good, since I didn't really want to see a doctor; I would have felt silly!

So what was that all about anyway? I have a theory, of course. I figure that perhaps I did have a tiny bellybutton-sized alien baby, and all that ick I experienced last week was the remains of its emergence. If this is true, it means my alien child is out running around among us. So if you see a tiny alien baby, please tell her to come home, as it is past her bedtime.
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