Governor Jennifer Granholm has apparently become my Bestest Friend Forever. Seriously. She's been calling me every day now, just to chat about various issues that are important to her. Look Jen, I know it's lonely at the top, but come on. Haven't you noticed I'm not returning your calls? Can't you take a hint? We haven't even met, babe. I'm sure you're sweet and all, but this is really getting a bit creepy. Have you ever heard of stalking? I just may have to take out a restraining order on this psycho stalker chick.
Living in a "Swing State"
Governor Jennifer Granholm has apparently become my Bestest Friend Forever. Seriously. She's been calling me every day now, just to chat about various issues that are important to her. Look Jen, I know it's lonely at the top, but come on. Haven't you noticed I'm not returning your calls? Can't you take a hint? We haven't even met, babe. I'm sure you're sweet and all, but this is really getting a bit creepy. Have you ever heard of stalking? I just may have to take out a restraining order on this psycho stalker chick.
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2020? And a pandemic?
Hello again world. I guess I've basically given up on LJ. This makes me kinda sad sometimes... I'm having fun posting photos on other social media,…
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Hello 2016
2015 - the year my father died, and the year I spent managing people and a platform at work. My third year of unsuccessfully trying to have a child.…
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Eulogy
Hello, good afternoon, and thank you all for coming. Today we are here to remember and celebrate the life of Paul W. For those of you who don’t know…
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2020? And a pandemic?
Hello again world. I guess I've basically given up on LJ. This makes me kinda sad sometimes... I'm having fun posting photos on other social media,…
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Hello 2016
2015 - the year my father died, and the year I spent managing people and a platform at work. My third year of unsuccessfully trying to have a child.…
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Eulogy
Hello, good afternoon, and thank you all for coming. Today we are here to remember and celebrate the life of Paul W. For those of you who don’t know…