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An Ode to Christmas

This is my Santa Claus candle. Isn't he cute? My mommy gave him to me for Christmas several years ago.

He is in a candle-holder with a nice cow sticker on the back. The cow sticker was also a present, although I've forgotten who gave it to me.

So what do we do with candles?

We burn them!

Feeling a little warm, Santa?

He still waves cheerily, even without a face. Brave Santa!

He's looking a little unwell here, but you can still see his belt very nicely.

One arm down.

I like the way you can see the Christmas tree lights in the background here, and reflected in the glass.

I get the acute sense here that he is reaching out imploringly from the puddle of his own demise.

I am also reminded of when the second Terminator got melted in the molten metal.

Bye-bye, Santa, and Merry Christmas to all!

(Photography credits go to F, direction by renniekins. No actual santas were harmed in the making of this... oh, who am I kidding. He's totally toast!)
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anderale From: anderale Date: December 23rd, 2004 06:19 am (UTC) (Link)
bahahaha! That was quite cheery in a demented way.
hannunvaakuna From: hannunvaakuna Date: December 23rd, 2004 06:31 am (UTC) (Link)
i LOVE it!
_goodintentions From: _goodintentions Date: December 23rd, 2004 07:12 am (UTC) (Link)
You make me giggle :).

I <3/admire your creativity.
bjorng From: bjorng Date: December 23rd, 2004 01:50 pm (UTC) (Link)


Yay! What a wonderful christmas present!
jeffreyab From: jeffreyab Date: December 23rd, 2004 02:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Santa will get you for that renniekins, and you too thatguychuck!
cannibal From: cannibal Date: December 23rd, 2004 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hohohohoho! Lovely.
greyyguy From: greyyguy Date: December 23rd, 2004 04:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
NO!!! SANTA!!!!

I didn't get my presents yet this year! *sobs*

lahabiel From: lahabiel Date: December 23rd, 2004 06:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Practicing ritualistic human sacrifice, and after he brought you all that chocolaty goodness, too. The shame! SHAME!!! ;)
itsmika From: itsmika Date: December 23rd, 2004 09:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Since I was a little bambina, we had thanksgiving candles (a boy and girl indian, same for pilgrims and a turkey).

We were NEVER allowed to burn them. They were lost during the timespan my sister and I migrated around the 52 states, so I bought new ones for her to light with her kids.

And yes, we do light them! But we don't burn them to a wicked witch of the east puddle ;-)
drteeth26 From: drteeth26 Date: December 26th, 2004 08:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Too funny. I'm sure somewhere all the Grinches of the season were laughing hysterically. :)
thatguychuck From: thatguychuck Date: December 27th, 2004 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's a full minute since I started reading this post and I'm still laughing out loud occasionally with a grin fixed firmly on my face.

The compilation came out GREAT. I love it. :)

...and it turns out the little guy deserved it. I never did get my official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle.
renniekins From: renniekins Date: December 27th, 2004 08:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear.... I hope that's not 'cause we melted him before christmas eve! (:
magentablue From: magentablue Date: December 27th, 2004 06:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
i can't believe you let a cow stand on the melted remains of santa!
devnul From: devnul Date: December 28th, 2005 02:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear! Rennie is ...

Heat Miser !!!!
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