“I was driving along the road, and I looked at the car in front of me, and sticking out of its trunk was something orange... when i got closer, I noticed it was a tiger's tail! not a real tiger, don't worry, but a stuffed tiger. it's tail was actually sticking out of the trunk. the car in front of me was actually real cute. and it was odd because as I passed the car, there was kind of a scruffy guy who was smoking and looking old, and not like somebody who would want a stuffed tiger tail sticking out of his trunk.
and then i went a little further, and everyone in front of me was stopping. so. I slowed down, and I thought "why is everyone stopping?". then there was a few drops of rain splattering on the windshield, and so I turned the wipers on just a tiny bit. ans all of a sudden, wow! there was a <i>lot</I> of rain! so I turned on the wipers on further.. and all of a sudden, there I was *not even moving*, with my windshield wipers on high, and I couldn't see out of the windshield, it was that sudden of a rainstorm, and all I could think was, wow, I bet that poor tiger's tail must be soaking wet now.”