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Finally, I've made a decision
I've put a lot of thought into this.... I've decided to become a man. I'm going in for surgery next month. I can't wait! I'll make much more money and conquor the world.
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renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 2nd, 2006 12:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! It's so good to have your support.
juliebata From: juliebata Date: April 1st, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hee! Hee!

Your Half-Naked Thursday posts are *REALLY* going to be fun now!!

marsgov From: marsgov Date: April 2nd, 2006 04:34 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hee! Hee!

Not for me.
sllywhtboy From: sllywhtboy Date: April 1st, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
"..we shall rebuild her."

forgive my ignorance, but what kind of surgery? a boob job to break through the glass ceiling in corporate america?
thatguychuck From: thatguychuck Date: April 1st, 2006 06:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

I may never walk right again.

forgive my ignorance, but what kind of surgery?

I don't want to go into personal details, but lets just say it's going to be very painful for me.
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specialagentm From: specialagentm Date: April 1st, 2006 07:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, at least "Rennie" pretty much works either way... the only variation I can think of for your real name is already taken by your brother. :-)
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 2nd, 2006 12:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
I was thinking of going with "Kyle". I always liked that name, I think from The Terminator.....
shadowrose From: shadowrose Date: April 1st, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Haha. April Fool's Day......right?!
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 2nd, 2006 12:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
*grin* Yeppers!
encorecrazay From: encorecrazay Date: April 1st, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Poisson d'avril to you too!
marsgov From: marsgov Date: April 2nd, 2006 04:33 am (UTC) (Link)
If you're going to announce something like this on LJ, you really should do a poll to gather opinions first.
jebra From: jebra Date: April 2nd, 2006 05:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Catherine de Medici and Elizabeth I would not approve.

Not to mention Nefretiti.

grrry From: grrry Date: April 2nd, 2006 06:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Hrm... I suppose if I hadn't first looked at the calendar and thought about it.

Now Renniekins... you know you really need to do this right. There are operations that can make it work either way for you if you like, and with proper makeup and a good wardrobe, you can pull off being either gender you want, and be functional that way too.

Further, if you really think men make that much more money and rule the world, you really need to have a chat with some of the women who are in the cartel. I suspect they didn't let you in because of your association with that rogue Chad, not to mention knowing me. But I'm willing to deny knowing you at all if it helps.

You further might gain an advantage by dying your hair super blonde and going into utter ditz mode, though I doubt many people will truly believe you as utter ditz. It might work, who knows? Maybe the conspiracy will let you in. Or if need be, I can try to talk to my sister on your behalf and she'll put your name in as your sponsor for the field operatives... but you'd have to work your way up through the ranks from there. Of course, my sister might not go for it, she's gotten a lot quiter about the conspiracy since she got promoted to 2nd circle.

Or, alternatively, we can dig up a copy of the book of E'ville for you and you can try that approach to gain more power and wealth... you never know, that might work too.

Finally, if all else fails, we have enough mutual friends and wider circles of acquaintances that maybe we could start the Cult of Renniekins. With a little bit of effort and a few appropriate supplicants you might be able to gain a suitable reach of influence that you can sit around and play all day, let the neophytes run errands for you, and kick a few around for the sake of appearances. A few performances from the ritual altars at your temple now and then, foo, that should be nothing.

Or, if ya like, you can stick with this absurd gender alteration and hope it works out. I suspect you'd find it frustrating as any other guy to get some girl to put out for ya once you had the change. Not that I'd bet on you failing at anything, mind you, just saying ya know....
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 2nd, 2006 12:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know, that Cult of Renniekins sounds like an excellent idea, and probably less painful than the gender change. Perhaps I'll persue it more.... hmm.... Must work on bending people to my will better.
nishar From: nishar Date: April 2nd, 2006 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank God that was an April Fools prank. *heart skips a beat* hehe
stephe From: stephe Date: April 3rd, 2006 04:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Interesting that nobody seems to have caught the Uncle Bonsai reference . . .
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 3rd, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bravo! You're the first (or at least the first to mention it). Good eye. (:
jeffreyab From: jeffreyab Date: April 3rd, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Shouldn't that be conquer the world?
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 3rd, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, yeah. Spelling is not my greatest skill. *shrug*
From: stilldocked Date: April 3rd, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, since retepsnave is getting married, I am sure that he can let you borrow have his manhood.
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