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On Men
Random thoughts I've been having, while tiling my basement floor and letting my mind wander.... I love looking at naked men. Not in the obscene way, just with fascination. I mean, the male "member" is just such a weird little body part! It always looks so silly to me, and makes me want to laugh. I try not to, particularly in the presence of naked men, because they never seem to take it well. But please. Especially when they bend down or something - strange little dangly bits swinging to and fro. Granted: we girls have some dangly bits of our own. But at least in my opinion, they're just not as odd-looking. Also they don't change shape so much with our moods, nor do they dictate them. Because the little bugger has such a mind of its own! It's kind of like a cat's tail: it's almost a separate entity with its own feelings, thoughts, goals, purpose, and agenda. I often wonder what it would like having one. I do think peeing standing up would be fun, I'll admit that. But look at how much it interferes with daily life, otherwise! And it's so delicate! Quite an oddity.
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swerve From: swerve Date: April 6th, 2002 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)


Delicate? I don't know... Lyndon Johnson (and what a name) used to whack his penis on the table to make a point, or so I've heard. Testicles are a different story. ;)
renniekins From: renniekins Date: April 9th, 2002 07:01 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: hee

Now that would have been a sight to see!!!
guingel From: guingel Date: April 6th, 2002 04:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
I feel the same way! I mean, not when I'm in the presence of naked men, because I'm not. . . but like, when I look at Michelangelo's David and pictures and everything I find myself staring at the penis. . . not because it's sexy, but because it looks so weird!
this entry reminded me of When I Am King, a really funny webcomic (highly recommended). The drawing style is very simple, but this guy is running around naked for a while, and his penis starts swinging!
Penises are pretty ridiculous. And then when guys name them! scary.
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