When I was younger, I'd wipe my hands on my pants. Now that I care more about about my clothing, and I am supposed to look nice for work? I usually will discretely wipe my hand on my socks. I figure they are the least visible of my clothing, and I don't really care if the top of my socks get a bit dirty.
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