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the story of an invisible girl
Messages and Bargining
Dear students of the world: please buy my used textbooks, and I promise I'll buy yours too.
Dear left-lower-back/hip: please stop hurting, and I'll stop making you cold.
Dear right-shoulder: same thing, and stop doing creepy popping things, and we can play tennis.
Dear C++ professor: please teach me cool things without working me too hard, and I'll give you an apple.
Dear floor: please vacuum yourself, and I'll walk more gently.
Dear bedroom: please tidy yourself, and I'll put away my suitcase.
Dear mail: please sort and file and manage yourself, and I'll recycle you.
Dear me: please feel better, and I'll take you out for ice cream.
Dear cats: stop making messes and clean your own litter, and I'll feed you the good food.
Dear bike: please fix your flat tire, and I'll ride you more.
Dear job: please become less crowded and more cool, and I'll stay longer.
Dear resume: please be amazing and captivating, and I'll let you play with other resumes.
Thank you all for your attention,
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encorecrazay From: encorecrazay Date: September 9th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Go for ice cream!
cannibal From: cannibal Date: September 10th, 2007 01:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Hah! Your comment made me smile... or if Rennie comes over here I can feed her ice cream, we just bought 2 kinds and I made Asya a milk shake.
encorecrazay From: encorecrazay Date: September 10th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC) (Link)
I've gotten hooked on Dreyer's Slow Churned Ice Cream Raspberry Chip Royale.
cannibal From: cannibal Date: September 10th, 2007 02:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Sounds pretty nice. Since K&B's drugstore went out of business before the hurricane, I have nowhere to find my favorite, Chocolate Pecan Divinity. We've Asya likes milkshakes with fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream... we've also gotten addicted to Looza peach juice, keep quite a lot around.
encorecrazay From: encorecrazay Date: September 10th, 2007 02:40 am (UTC) (Link)
It's a very smooth raspberry with little pieces of chocolate. I love raspberries. I get some strawberries on the weekend when I get breakfast at Magnolia Cafe. And the Sonic Drive-in makes strawberry milkshakes with chunks of strawberries.
encorecrazay From: encorecrazay Date: September 10th, 2007 02:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I just checked, the nearest Sonic's to you are in VAN WERT, OHIO, or Fort Wayne, INDIANA, don't think you'll drive 114 miles for a strawberry milkshake.
cannibal From: cannibal Date: September 10th, 2007 01:56 am (UTC) (Link)
You really should write a letter to your Roomba, since it *will* clean the floor for you, sort of. There's also Molly Maid.
If you want me to fix your bike tire, just ask, it isn't like it takes more than 15-20 minutes. On the other hand, post-europe you're faster than me on your hybrid, if you were on your racing bike, I couldn't catch up!
larcb From: larcb Date: September 10th, 2007 10:42 am (UTC) (Link)

Re:ice cream

Cold stone rocks, when you're feeling ready for ice cream! Or, of course, Ray's.
Hope your muscles feel better soon, makes the rest of it easier to handle!
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