"All you need is a fertile male and a female in heat, and nature takes it course. Before you know it, the money is rolling in and there's alpacas everywhere."
"Advocates also claimed that using the alpacas' fleece for knitted and woven items would energize the textile industry and eliminate the nation's dependence on foreign- produced ponchos."
It's always a pleasure when I see that my congress-person is reading my blog and acting on my subliminal suggestions.
A special committee was sent to a nearby alpaca farm to scout mating pairs and pet some alpacas.