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Alpacas Go Political
A couple of people have pointed this article out to me. It's awesome! Entitled Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy, it is an intelligent and fascinating article outlining congressional plans buy a couple of alpacas in order to eliminate the nation's economic crisis.

"All you need is a fertile male and a female in heat, and nature takes it course. Before you know it, the money is rolling in and there's alpacas everywhere."

"Advocates also claimed that using the alpacas' fleece for knitted and woven items would energize the textile industry and eliminate the nation's dependence on foreign- produced ponchos."

It's always a pleasure when I see that my congress-person is reading my blog and acting on my subliminal suggestions.

A special committee was sent to a nearby alpaca farm to scout mating pairs and pet some alpacas.


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kevinnickerson From: kevinnickerson Date: February 2nd, 2008 02:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Mating pairs of Alpaca, right? It's congress people, so I have to double check.
hannunvaakuna From: hannunvaakuna Date: February 2nd, 2008 02:50 am (UTC) (Link)
specialagentm From: specialagentm Date: February 2nd, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Should we start a fund to get her one? I think her backyard is big enough! :-D
johnridley From: johnridley Date: February 2nd, 2008 03:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow, that's a pretty bad photoshop job, even by Onion standards.
renniekins From: renniekins Date: February 2nd, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know, it is quite awful isn't it. (:
specialagentm From: specialagentm Date: February 2nd, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's so funny, I saw that yesterday and almost forwarded it. You really are officially the Alpaca Girl.

Hmm... Alpaca Girl. Sounds like a great superhero name. She could have super-spit and an invulnerable furry poncho.
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