I should really sell tickets to the event, I could make a fortune!
The only problem with selling tickets is the fact that I have a shy nose. My sneezes take so much work: nose twitching, head tilting, tongue twisting, and even STILL there are some sneezes which won't break free. If anybody looks at me during the prepartion phase for a sneeze (and specifically a cold sneeze), they are almost certain to frighten it off. They are shy, my explosive sneezes. We must be gentle with them.