alpaca princess (renniekins) wrote,
alpaca princess

Fun with Colds

When I've sneezed today, it is a dramatic and full-body experiece. Cats stand and applaude. Bits of plaster come down from the ceiling. My hair flies everywhere. Small children duck in fear.

I should really sell tickets to the event, I could make a fortune!

The only problem with selling tickets is the fact that I have a shy nose. My sneezes take so much work: nose twitching, head tilting, tongue twisting, and even STILL there are some sneezes which won't break free. If anybody looks at me during the prepartion phase for a sneeze (and specifically a cold sneeze), they are almost certain to frighten it off. They are shy, my explosive sneezes. We must be gentle with them.
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