alpaca princess (renniekins) wrote,
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Notes From Lunch

  • I went skating during lunch today, and for some reason (that made sense at the time but now escapes me) I decided not to wear my usual thin skating socks. I just put my ankle-protectors on, then stuck my bare feet into my boots. I now have cute little matching open blisters on the ball of each foot.

  • I went skating last night, and was running ten minutes late. I came rushing into the rink, flopped down in the lobby, threw my stuff on a table, threw my skates on, and hurried out to finish the end of the session. When it ended, I came back to find that I'd left my wallet and cell phone sitting on that table, in plain view of anybody who'd walked by. Fortunately nothing had been taken. "Yeah, it was a test," I joked unconvincingly. "Everybody passed."

  • My sister told me a story today, that she'd been watching a home improvement show last night. They do this thing where they take a really expensive room and imitate it, but cheaply. It was a child's room, and the original room had a little tea table, with stuffed cats and rabbits seated in chairs around the table. In the new version, they had switched it to stuffed elephants. My sister tells me she thought quite seriously to herself, "Why did they switch it to elephants? Elephants don't drink tea."

  • Years ago in college, some friends and I were talking about an animated movie we'd just seen. One friend said, "I didn't like the way they had the unicorn talking. It just didn't seem very realistic." My other friend asked her, "Oh, you mean it wasn't like a real unicorn??"
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