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the story of an invisible girl
Perfect Timing
It was late morning, and my manager was wondering when J was coming in. She knew he was going to be late, but not how late. "I'll call his cell," she decided.

She dialed the number, and then I heard her saying "J, will you be coming in today?"

"Yes," he said, walking into her cubicle, holding his cell phone.

She nearly fell out of her chair!


Other interesting overheard conversations:
"Will there be dessert at the buffet?"
"What is it?"
"It's chef's choice."
"I hope the chef likes chocolate."

"I couldn't talk, I had to go to the bathroom."
"I always worry when I'm in the car and have to pee. I read that the majority of car accident fatalities are the result of the person's bladdar rupturing."
"Oh great, something new for me to worry about."

"Hey, nice sweater!"
"Thanks, my wife dresses me."
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From: writerwench Date: February 12th, 2009 08:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha! Oh, aren't people wonderful, the strange things they say and do!
onemorethanten From: onemorethanten Date: February 12th, 2009 09:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Thanks, my wife dresses me."

That's fine for married men...

The rest of us need "Garanimals"... for grown-ups.
pi3832 From: pi3832 Date: February 13th, 2009 12:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Despite what you've seen on The Simpsons, you cannot rupture your bladder just by "holding it in." But, hell, I'm a guy, all I need is for you to finish drinking that Snapple and I'll be fine.
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