I was washing my hands in the restroom, glancing in the mirror, when I noticed a piece of dry skin near my nose. No, wait, that's a pimple! Naturally I leaned forward to see better, then I popped it. It exploded violently enough that it left a little splut on the mirror. Funny how something can be simultaneously so satisfying, yet so disgusting.
This just in! I just got off the phone with a server programmer in Cleveland. (He interrupted my journal update.) I had just emailed him a stack trace I was getting whenever I pressed the OK button on a module we had worked on together (I do the client, he does the server). He said to me, "Oh, I made one change, but I didn't test the OK button." He didn't test the OK button?!? What the hell? How can you possibly presume an application works if you don't even try committing the data??? Sheesh.